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November 30, 2003
 
I added a page chronicling our escapades at the mall from Saturday.  We basically just stalked Santa again.
 

December 13, 2003

A video of Jason Crowe having the piss scared out of him.  Enjoy the spectacle.

January 16, 2004

I attended “The Wiz” tonight.  A short video of “The Wiz” is now online.  Enjoy.

January 22, 2004

I have created a video known as “Cradle of Darkness.”  Watch it.

January 29, 2004

As most have already seen, Shane thinks he’s Fernando Ribeiro of Moonspell.  Watch him make an ass of himself in “Mephisto.”

January 29, 2004

Shane is also the star of a video I created using Danzig’s “Devil’s Plaything” music video.  I present to you “Shanzig:  Aloocifuge.”

May 11, 2004

Once in a while, I go through all my files clearing out the trash.  The other day, I found outtakes from the infamous “Mephisto” video.  I used a wav I stole from “Gothic Killingspree” and created the “Mephisto Remix.”  Enjoy.

May 12, 2004

As I stated on May 11, I am cleaning out my old shiat.  I came across some footage of Shane and I doing what was deemed “Destruction of Property.”  I decided to put it to Slipknot and combine it with a bunch of other, mostly unusable, footage.  I must admit, some of it is filler-ish, but meh.  Enjoy:  “WelcomeWacker.”

June 11, 2004

EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!  EPam!

July 16, 2004

Saturday June 19th, 2004 was indeed quite a fun event. Flag day warranted a video chronicling the night’s events put to Iced Earth. Enjoy “17-Seventy-Shit: Something Wicked Flag Day Comes.”

July 16th, 2004

Matt Inserra needed the footage of Mr. Shukan getting electrocuted for Mr. Diluna’s personal enjoyment. He and I decided to use that oppurtunity to create another video.  Van Halen has loaned their musical talents to my chronicle.
 

August 16th, 2004

A Mario Sunshine video for Brett.

December 25th, 2004

Christmas was once again upon us.  A time when people decorated Christmas trees, put up lights, gave gifts, ate shitloads of food, got Christmas cards– well, sometimes people got cards.  Other times people forgot.
 
Merry Christmas freinds.  Consider the above my present to you.
 

January 17th, 2005

There are nearly 7 billion audio and video recording devices in homes around the world. Every one of them had the ability to record 45 straight minutes of belching. Only one did.

February 9th, 2005

Admittedly a stretch. However, I thought it would provide an amusing spectacle, and I believe it has. As if the original video hadn’t generated enough laughs on its own, enjoy “Brett Bound.”

March 9th, 2005

This is a mini-featurette, a sequel to the ever popular “Aloocifuge.”

March 9th, 2005

By popular demand, yet another silly music video with peoples’ faces posted over the band.  The victim:  Dokken’s Dream Warriors. Mikey Ward was the centre of attention this time around.  Prepare yourself for “Dream Wardiors.”

March 19th, 2008

I made a video which was originally envisioned as a YTMND.  However, my hilarity is often LOST on them, as my loyal fans are LOST without me.  Enjoy Blue Orchid.

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