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EPam Wars Demo Available Now

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Over a decade ago, Adam Ravagni and I sat down with a vision.  We wanted to make an RPG starring all of our friends that would take about an hour to complete.  Now, nearly eleven years later, here’s something that should take about half that time…

4203 Game Studios Presents:

EPam Wars Technical Demo for PC

Additionally, please enjoy the final trailer for EPam Wars before its official OPEN BETA begins on…


About EPam Wars Technical Demo for PC

Woburnia — A large city that possesses all of the area’s energy and controlled by Mayor Curran.

Outraged by a recent terrorist attack, the Mayor has initiated a sweeping executive order, disbanding the legendary Jedi Council, defenders of the city, and replacing them with his own army of stormSOLDIERs.

After a long night of harassing the Mayor’s apprentice outside his door, Adam rests in his bed, blissfully unaware of the mission that lies ahead of him…

Play as Adam and Ryan as they begin their journey through Woburnia OR activate DEMO Mode and experience the opening with additional party members and abilities.


  • Two modes of play
  • Seven playable characters
  • Over 20 minutes of classic, turn-based RPG gameplay
  • Over 40 “celebrity” cameos
  • And a ridiculous number of references
  • EPAM!

Minimum System Requirements

Operating System: Windows 95/98/XP/Vista/7/8
CPU: Pentium 200MHz or higher
Memory: 32MB of RAM
Hard Disk: 75MB free hard disk space
Graphics Card: DirectX 8.1 compatible
Note: Some players have reported a DirectShow error which crashes the game.  A possible solution is currently being tested by 4203 Game Studios.


One response

  1. Faggot Crushing Gothic Killingspree

    So I guess I’m the only left that cares about this now? Actually, I’m not even sure I care that much anymore. I’m not sure I’m even going to bother playing it. Instead, maybe I’ll e-mail you another batch of ideas to add to the game in an attempt to delay it another year. At least this is the last time anyone will have to watch a trailer for this game instead of actually PLAYING it.

    The storyline seems more fleshed out than the last time I checked its status like 7 or 8 years ago (as would be expected). I remember when you started, it was pretty much just ‘EPam kidnaps Tumbles for no good reason, other than so Ryan and friends can go and get him back.’ And there were a lot of references to our lives, but not all that many parodies. And now it’s nothing BUT parodies. The entire game is one big parody. This would probably upset me if I stopped to think about it further.

    Also: Fuck yeah Bob Ross!!! And Yifeus, and those old school Weedwacker style ‘cut out faces and past them over bodies’ FMVs. You must have shown me that Stephen Colbert/Matrix scene YEARS ago, because I totally remember it now upon seeing it again.

    April 30, 2015 at 11:16 pm

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