Bruce Dickinson may be a prick, but he’s got nothing on Bill Zinc.
Brave Blue World is considered by many Iron Maiden fans as the pinnacle of their career. Singles released included the title track as well as “The Softlines Between Blue and Green.”
Uh… Bruce Dickinson is a prick.
If you were to multiply the 4 by the 0, you’d be left with the 2 and the 3.
I made a video which was originally envisioned as a YTMND. However, my hilarity is often lost on them, as my loyal fans are lost without me. Enjoy Blue Orchid.
KPec came to Aaron’s house last night with myself and a bunch of peeps. It appeared to be a feat in Devin’s eyes to get KPec over. That’s why I mentioned it. Enjoy this, Brett. You are probably the last of my loyal readers. Well, Desmond may still check for updates too…
You didn’t really think I’d go a full year without updating, did you?
Greetings and salutations. My dear freinds, I return to you after a mere six month hiatus with a new flash game. Never willing to pass up an oppurtunity to zing my good pal Bryan Hegarty, I bring you my latest work.
Don’t do this to me. Bryan. Don’t do this to me.
“Hey! Bryan Hegarty kills Dumbledore!”
“Noooooooo! You bitch! You bitch!”
Ha ha ha. Of course he doesn’t. We all know that was Snape. However, it does appear Harry Potter and the remainder of the Order of the Phoenix do have a new Target to watch out for.
Oh, and enjoy my sadistic parody of the Black Eyed Peas.
P.S. While the webmaster of my sister site may say he is unaware of the status of his site, let me assure you. It is fully up and functional, and he has big plans set to unleash soon. But you didn’t hear that from me.
Perhaps my latest update is a bit after the fact. Blame its lateness on Brett’s refusal to send me necessary wav files to complete its creation. As a result, it’s only a half realized idea, that really
wasn’t that great to begin with. More or less, it was just drummed up to piss off Wigga Mullet. This one’s for you, old chum…p.
Inspired by Mr. Fowle’s bagel store spreadsheet project, I bring you my latest entry. What more clever a name for a bagel store could I come up with? If you think it’s a shame I didn’t win the prize for
best name to “Generic Bagel Store,” you best be showing your love, and tell Mr. Fowle he owes me big time.
To download a desktop version of BBS, click here.
(Thank you to Adam Ravagni for pointing out my mistake in the date. He is a quality freind indeed.)
Today I bring you two videos for the price of one. Yippee skippy.
On to the main event. Back by popular demand, yet another silly music video with peoples’ faces pasted over the band. Today’s victim is Dokken’s Dream Warriors. Mikey Ward is the centre of attention this time around. Prepare yourselves for “Dream Wardiors.”
Happy Valentine’s Day.
My latest creation is admittedly a stretch. However, I thought it would provide an amusing spectacle, and I believe it has. As if the original video hadn’t generated enough laughs on its own, enjoy Brett Bound.”
Talk about this and my previous work on the new WeedWacker4203 Forum. Created and maintained by WeedWacker4203 freind, Systm0fD0wn.
There are nearly 7 billion audio and video recording devices in homes around the world. Every one of them had the ability to record 45 straight minutes of belching. Only 1 did.
Christmas is once again upon us. A time where people decorate Christmas trees, put up lights, give gifts, eat shitloads of food, get Christmas cards– well, sometimes people get cards. Other times people forget.
Merry Christmas freinds. Consider the following my present to you. Enjoy “Christmas Card.”
My dear freinds, recoil. I return to the web a mere two days after my latest travesty with something even worse. If you had any faith left in my site, kiss it goodbye, because “Somebody Else is in the Wedges.”
My dear freinds, rejoice. I have returned to the web at last, after my very much unwanted hiatus. A number of people have asked me why I haven’t updated in so long, and I really don’t have an answer. With the end of Gothic Killingspree, and various other events of late I haven’t really had much ambition to create anything new. Nor have I had the sense to bring my camera with me when something amusing happens.
However, your wait is now over. I bring to my loyal fans who still remain my latest endeavor. “Somebody’s in the Wedges.” Proof, that I still don’t know what the fuck I’m doing, and should probably stop trying.
Once and for all Somebody Else is being removed permantently, upon request. Sorry to all the fans, and sorry to the victims aswell.
Hello again, loyal subjects. Today’s entry into the ever growing WeedWacker4203 archive is a Flash game of sorts that I actually made a while ago. There’s no real goal. It’s just kind of amusing.I’m not sure exactly why I never posted it before. Enjoy Dylan.
I’ve added a Mario Sunshine video for Brett.
Windows Media Player is the greatest software ever created. As I’m sure that’s what most of my fan base uses to watch my videos and listen to the early daigles recordings, I saw it only fitting to produce the first official WeedWacker4203 Windows Media Player Skin. Enjoy.
Editor’s Note: When downloading, this file may revert from .wmz to a .zip. To apply this skin to Windows Media Player, simply change the extension back to .wmz.
Alright. It’s been nearly a month since I’ve last updated. Far too long, my loyal subjects. For those of you who stuck by me through the opitomy of meh-dome that was “17-Seventy-Shit,” I have a new video. Matt Inserra needed the footage of Mr. Shukan getting electrocuted for Mr. Diluna’s personal enjoyment. He and I decided to use that oppurtunity to create another video. Van Halen has loaned their musical talents to my chronicle, entitled “JumpWacker.” Hopefully this will be enough to win back all your hearts.
Saturday was indeed quite a fun event. Flag Day warranted it’s own picture page, as well as a video chronicling the nights events put to Iced Earth. Enjoy Flag Day and “17-Seventy-Shit: Something Wicked Flag Day Comes.”
EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM!
EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM! EPAM!
I added several pictures from the Vol. 3 release ride home to the Slipknot page. The main reason for this update is because I just couldn’t let Memorial Day pass without sharing Jimmy Taranto’s passionate salute with you all.
As I stated yesterday, I’m cleaning out my old shiat. I came across some footage of Shane and I doing what was deemed “Destruction of Property.” I decided to put it to Slipknot and combine it with a bunch of other, mostly unusable footage. I must admit, some of it is filler-ish, but meh. Enjoy: “WelcomeWacker.”
Once in a while, I go through all my files clearing out the trash. The other day, I found outtakes from the imfamous “Mephisto” video. I used a wav I stole from “Gothic Killingspree” and created the “Mephisto Remix.” Enjoy.
Also, once in a while a site that was once grand becomes terrible. I can no longer directly link to my Angelfire files. However, using my superior html knowledge, you can still access the files with a single click. The only problem is a window pops up. Sorry, freinds.
I got the pictures from the Slipknot Concert developed. As I expected only a couple came out, and they look like crap. Meh, have a look anyway. Enjoy.
Finally, I return to the web. My internet has been down for far too long. I don’t have much to add, however. As I’ve been suspended for the past two weeks and cut off from society. Enjoy yet another musical Shane parody. This week’s victim is Outkast’s Roses.
My loyal subjects, do not fret. I say we all laugh at my continuous misuse of pictures of Shane.
“I’m a Sugar Shane. I like sawing off my arms and legs. Lamaloo!”
As most have already seen, Shane thinks he’s Fernando Ribeiro of Moonspell. Watch him make an ass of himself in “Mephisto.” Shane is also the star of the latest video I created. Using Danzig’s “Devil’s Plaything” music video, I present to you “Shanzig: Aloocifuge.” As they now say over at Gothic Killingspree:
I have created a video known as “Cradle of Darkness.” Watch it.
I attended “The Wiz” tonight. A short video of “The Wiz” is now online. Enjoy.
Happy New Year.
Updates were made to WeedWackables.
I, along with Mullet Claus wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy Kwanza.
…and to whom it may apply, unhappy Chaunaka.
After about 2 weeks of nothing, there’s a large update today. I added a Brett-A-Go-Go page. I added a page chronicling the events of yesterday’s Bus Evacuation. There you’ll also find a link to our newest media: a video of Jason Crowe having the piss scared out of him. Enjoy the spectacle.
I added a link a video of us stalking Santa. It’s a 2MB Windows Media Video file. I figured I’d use Angelfire to host my larger files, (that for some reason won’t work here).
I added a page chronicling our escapades at the mall from Saturday. We basically just stalked Santa again.
We retrieved our Recording Studio from JMac, and we’re gonna be recording all night. I’ll hopefully post more songs by the morning. Read about how we retrieved the Recording Studio, in the page “Our Night at the Mall.”
I finally turned this into a site. Have a look around. Leave a message in the Guestbook.
Download the recordings by Dav Malgeri and yours truly, Ryan Mac. If you don’t like them, you can go to Hell.