My Comical Romance: “Ted Was a Jerk”
2014
Parody of “For What It’s Worth” by Placebo from the album Battle for the Sun; Lyrics by Ryan Mac
A tenth of a century
HIMYM’s goodbye
For what it’s worth
I was mostly pleased
But I nearly died
Ted was a jerk
Come on?! Scherbatsky?!
You dirty liar
Ted was a jerk
Yooouuu son-of-a B
Teddy Westside
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Broke up the family
And nobody cried
Ted was a jerk
Just some unknown disease
Then Tracy died
Or what about
Robin in that scene?
Stupid rising bride
“I’m over her!”
Damn you, C+C
And your Mom-shaped hole tonight
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
Ted was a jerk
No one cares when Ted’s out on the street
Holding up the French Horn to seem so sweet
No one cares when Ted’s with the reporter
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother
Maybe way back around season three
But picking up nine seasons before they’d meet?
No one cares when Ted’s with the reporter
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Ted was a jerk, got no Mother
Just got F•R•I•E•N•D•S, got no Mother
How I Met the Ending, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bombshell
We’ve all been emphasizing the wrong word. It wasn’t “how i met your mother” it was “how i met your mother.”
[SPOILER ALERT:] Before I go in depth, I should say this. I think “Last Forever” was TM, Totally Magnificent. 
