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EPam Wars: MeinKraft

Greetings loyal followers of all things ‘4203.  The time has come for the second in my long line of expository essays about the forthcoming EPam Wars.  Today’s topic:  Crafting.

Route Dav

Pressing the Shift Key on (nearly) any screen brings up the Pause Menu, granting access to the Codec, Crafting, as well as other exciting things such as the Map and Achievements.

Read on past the jump for the full breakdown of Crafting in EPam Wars.

Characters in EPam Wars evolve over time to become more powerful fighters in order to combat the evil agenda set forth by Darth EPam and his evil master, Mayor Curran.  The story of EPam Wars relies heavily on the concept of DNA research, and the abilities of Stem Cells to alter the individual into which they are injected.  Enter Crafting:

Should I add the blue border of later Minecraft builds?

About a third of the way through EPam Wars, players gain the ability to augment their fighters through the use of Stem Cells and the crafting system.

Not FDA Approved

By combining readily available Stem Cells with Ability Cells (such as HP+, MP+, ATK+, DEF+, etc.) inside an Empty Syringe, the player is given ultimate control over the final attributes of each party member.

Infused with zync and vitamin D!

You can even combine multiple cell types to produce strange and exciting results.  The possibilities are nearly endless.

EPam Wars launches this year.  Are you sure you’re ready?

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4 responses

  1. Mike Ward

    YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNN, worst game ever. You should market this game as a sleep-aid instead of an attempt of actual entertainment.

    March 26, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    • Mike Ward


      March 26, 2012 at 8:51 pm

  2. I want to ask, “are you serious?”, but I know you are. I feel like this is actually quite a substantial feature to have in an RPG.

    February 25, 2012 at 6:19 pm

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