EPam Wars: Achievements Unlocked!
Greetings, fans of 4203 Game Studios.
EPam Wars is only a few weeks away. Thus, the time has come to pull back the curtain ever so slightly and let you all in on some of what’s in store. Over the coming weeks there will be a series of features detailing aspects of the game that have thus far remained unannounced. First up: Achievements!
EPam Wars features 49 achievements totalling 4,203 gamer points. 31 will be awarded over the course of the main story, while 18 are completely optional. Read on past the break for the full list. (Moderate spoiler warning.)
Watch the scroll for Episode I.
Travel to Ryan’s house for Tumbles.
Watch the scroll for Episode II.
Guido Shot First
Travel to Breaker’s.
Listen to Mark’s story.
One Way Ticket to Hell… and Back
Travel to Hell and back.
Watch the scroll for Episode III.
88 Miles Per Hour
Return to 2005.
Like Son Like Father
Allow Adam to be kidnapped.
Satirical Role Playing Action
Defeat Metal Queer.
Travel to Horn Pond Island.
Watch the scroll for Episode IV.
Looks Like a Frog
Travel to Star Market.
Complete the Emilie Autumn cameo.
Watch the scroll for Episode V.
Can’t Be Done
Get Brett to leave his house.
Be imprisoned within Cloud’s City.
Travel to the EPam Star.
Use the airlock.
I’m Riding the Bus!
Ride the bus to the Burlingtovakia Mall.
I Know Kung Fu
Defeat Webster and complete Resident EPam.
Watch the scroll for Episode VI.
Pick up the distress signal.
Sandcastles In the Sand
Travel to Jimbob’s Palace.
Find the Swan Dharma station.
Destroy the EPam Star.
At the Heart of It All
Defeat Immelmann before the final battle.
Win 1000 battles.
You’re Sugar Shane
Save 100 times.
Escape a battle.
Help out Top of the Muffin to You!
5’s a Crowd
Access the Party Exchange Screen.
Shane, You’re Losing!
Get hit by a car.
Find the Pearl Dharma station.
Suns of Liberty
Complete the Big Shell.
This Is a Triumph
Complete all Aperture Science test chambers.
Get a Chocobo laid.
Where You AT-AT?
Defeat Emerald and Ruby AT-AT.
Master Using It and You Can Have It
Unlock Adam’s ultimate weapon.
Unlock Ryan’s ultimate weapon.
There’s a Turd In the Punch Bowl
Unlock Mike’s ultimate weapon.
Pulse of the Maggots
Unlock Shane’s ultimate weapon.
Regular Steve Rogers
Unlock Nicky D’s ultimate weapon.
Unlock Ken’s ultimate weapon.
Piss Off, Bub!
Unlock Brett’s ultimate weapon.