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N7th Heaven

Core N7 Inside Desktop

This post is brought to you by the letter N and the number 7.

Greetings.  I come to you this morning with some Mass Effect inspired tomfoolery.  Surely, Bioware won’t sue a small, independent guy like myself for using their trademark.  In fact, I’m Bethesdating the farm on it!

Shugwar recently built a new computer, powered by a Core i7 from Intel. I made him this desktop to celebrate the fact he made his desktop.  I considered the notion of AMD creating a Turian Neo processor, realized it wasn’t funny, and decided to do it anyway, only to be thwarted when I discovered no one makes hi-res fancy desktops using AMD processors.  Who would’ve thought?

Not to be outdone, Moe-Moe quickly overshadowed my Photoshop shenanigans by baking not one, but two Commander Shepard’s pies.  Thanks, Moe!

World Famous Original Moe's Famous Commander Shepard's Pie

She baked a cake and a sweatshirt too!

So, as you would imagine, this delicious meal had quite a mass effect on our bathroom scales tonight.  I kid, I kid.


“Miranda is my favourite character in the Mass Effect universe.”


3 responses

  1. D.

    MMMMMmmmmmm Shepard”s Pie =)

    October 5, 2011 at 3:27 pm

  2. Hah! Damn. Alt text too. Never skimping on the details.

    October 5, 2011 at 4:40 am

  3. That was a delicious sweatshirt.

    That’s some good, slick Photoshoppery.

    October 5, 2011 at 4:39 am

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